Methods of Transportation (Ranked Best to Worst)

>> 29 August 2008

  1. Teleporter
  2. Hover-craft
  3. Tamed Velociraptor Mount
  4. Motorized Wheelchair (unless you are paralyzed -- then it's sort of a no-win situation)
  5. Mule
  6. Donkey (The swiftness of the mule is sacrificed for improved sure-footedness.)
  7. Hamster Ball (scaled up to human proportions)
  8. Bike
  9. Unicycle











Mule shown KILLING A MOUNTAIN LION; donkey shown dangling from his harness like a failed pinata. Seriously -- mule beats donkey every dang time.

Posted by Joel at 2:38 PM
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Noel Anderson,  September 5, 2008 at 2:04 PM  

while at chick-fli-a yesterday zach posed to me the question: "what is the best kind of electric wheelchair? the hover 'round? the lil' rascal? or (my favorite) the jazzy?

also, you left off segways, but that's okay because after riding one i can safely say that they are quite possibly the worst invention of the 20th century. i would argue that private jets should be #1 on your list.

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