Best of the Year: 2009
>> 20 December 2008
Now, in an ill-advised attempt at prescience, I will predict the best things of the year 2009. One year from now, we can check back and see if I was right.
- Best Movie: Twilight 2: Vampire Remix
- Best Album:"Whiz Kidz" by Whiz Kidz (a supergroup consisting of Common, Lupe Fiasco, GZA, and Neil Sedaka)
- Best Invention: Teleporter
- Best New Apple Product: iphone 2.0 - same as normal iphone but available in multiple colors. Still drops calls.
- Best new catchphrase: "Flip that Diggie!"
- Best Nut: Cashew
- Best Deer-In-The-Headlights-Blank-Stare: Haley Joel Osment
- Best Thing that Didn't Actually Happen: End of Recession
Side Note: If there are any time-travelers reading this e-blog, I would encourage you to post a comment revealing whether or not these predictions turn out to be correct. Comments from non-time-travelers will also be accepted, though perhaps with slightly less enthusiasm.
2 comments:
Twilight 2: Vampire Remix is a Diddy production, right?
I AM FROM THE FUTURE. ALL OF YOUR PREDICTIONS ARE CORRECT. EXCEPT THAT THE BEST NUT IS THE MONGONGO.
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