Who's Reading "Joel on Internet"?

There are all kinds of things on the internet. Some of them are difficult to explain: doomsday countdowns, voting analysis (since we know voting doesn't matter), timecube.com, etc.

Speaking of bizarre stuff on the internet, I have recently been perusing my Google Analytics reports which provide information about visits to this e-blog. Most of the people who visit my e-blog are friends and family (thanks guys!) while some are simply blog-browsers (thanks guys too). Still, there are others who end up on this e-blog by way of a Google Search (usually a Google Search gone terribly wrong). Here are some of the keywords that people were searching for when they happened upon my blog...

• Win a Million Online Games
• Why are Cool Ranch Chips so Good
• Sideburns that turn into a Moustache
• Why did Linux call his invention the internet
• Who was the guy who died on the day of Hailys comet when he said that he would
• Why are cool ranch chips so good
• Radical Chops
• Internet is a great invention
• Computer is a great invention
• Ambrose Burnside bullet + invention

Unfortunately, I am not making this up. These are the questions on our minds. HEYO!