Chimps on Ice

>> 13 December 2009

Have you ever said to yourself - perhaps in a moment of low self-esteem - "At least I can ice-skate better than a monkey?" Frankly, you probably haven't. But if you have, then this video should wreck your confidence:





Not only can these chimps ice-skate, they can ice-skate way better than I can (and probably better than anyone who happens to be reading this e-blog). AMAZING!


Questions for Discussion:
  1. Do you think that you could ice-skate better than these monkeys?
  2. Is there any competition in which you could be absolutely confident in your ability to best a monkey rival?
  3. Should primates be permitted to compete in the Olympics? Doesn't barring them from competition amount to nothing more than speciesism?
  4. How do you feel about the new ICE-SKATING ANIMALS direction that this e-blog is taking?

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"Da Bears"

>> 09 December 2009

I have watched this video twice now, and for some reason, I still have a hard time accepting that it is real.



Questions for Discussion:

  1. Would you pay to see a bear hockey match?
  2. How much would you have to get paid to agree to be the referee for this game?
  3. And who organized this game in the first place?
  4. Do you think this was done by the USSR?
  5. How hard is it to train a bear to ice-skate?
  6. How were these bears selected for the game? Were there tryouts?
  7. Who would win in a hockey match: Wayne Gretzky or a Brown Bear?

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Review: The Emperor's Children

>> 06 December 2009

The Emperor's Children The Emperor's Children by Claire Messud

My rating: 4 of 5 stars Claire Messud's The Emperor's Children tells the story of three friends on the cusp of turning 30: Julius, Marina, and Danielle. All three are "writers" (who only write occasionally) living in Manhattan in varying degrees of luxury and coping with their inflated senses of entitlement, ambition, and urban ennui. Their (mostly) failed romantic attempts as well as the waxing and waning of their friendship provides the subject matter for the book. The novels principle strength is in the expertly drawn characters. All three principal characters, as well as the other major characters, are simultaneously endearing and off-putting. Even the characters themselves can't agree on what to make of each other. For example, Murray Thwaite, the acclaimed journalist and father of Marina, inspires reverence in his daughter, love in Danielle, and contempt in Ludo (Marina's boyfriend), who claims that Murray is a fraud and an opportunist. I found myself anxiously reading until the end because I was interested in the outcomes that these characters would face. My only real complaint with the novel has to do with the author's writing style. The sentence construction often gets overwhelmingly complex, with appositive phrases, dramatic asides, and wry observations piling up on top of each other until the sentences become a real mess. Here is a relatively mild example, the first one that I found upon opening the book:

She tried to visit other museums as well, different ones each time, and on this visit she proposed the Frick and Pierpoint Morgan, or perhaps the Public Library; but it was to the Met that she returned, as awed each time she climbed the marble steps as she had been, she always told her daughter, when she first came to New York City, a girl of eighteen in her freshman year at Ohio State, traveling with a group of girlfriends over spring break, to her own parent's noisy displeasure.
Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with this sentence, but I will say that when you get three or four of these in a row, it quickly become difficult to remember what was being talked about in the first place. One other potential complaint is that the book is fairly light on plotting. Each character has interesting experiences and conflicts, but there is never a strong sense that the novel is driving towards one climactic ending. In fact, the climax of the novel proves to be somewhat of a fluke that results as a matter of unfortunate chance. Nevertheless, I never felt that the book was boring, but Michael Crichton this ain't. On the whole, this was a very good book that I would recommend. View all my reviews >>

Questions for Discussion:

  1. Ever read this book or anything else by the author?
  2. Think you will read this book?



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e-Blog Update

>> 05 December 2009

If you have spent any time reading this e-blog, then you have probably grown accustomed to my e-blog layout, consisting of the simplest possible template and a picture of a Zebra (I'm pretty sure I got rid of that a long time ago, but this was the only screenshot of the e-blog that I had).


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Well, things are changing on the internet, and I realized that it was time for some changes to happen on this e-blog. Ordinarily, I read e-blogs in Google Reader, so I never really see the formatting, but after recent visits to Mary's e-blog and Kelley's e-blog, I realized that 1) my e-blog layout left a lot to be desired, and 2) I was going to copy Mary and Kelley down to the simplest details. So, after a lot of time spent scouring the internet for code to borrow, and then much more time spent trying to learn some html and javascripting (I'm still not good at all, but I was able to modify the things that I wanted to modify, and nothing is broken), I am pleased to present the new and improved Joel on Internet! High fives to everyone!

Questions for Discussion:

  1. What do you think of the new layout?
  2. Are you secretly laughing at me because I am a computer n00b?
  3. Do you miss that Zebra picture?
  4. Like the picture in the header? Tim took it (along with a series of other cool light paintings).

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Gimme Dat Christian Side-Hug and Other Hugs and Sundries

>> 03 December 2009

Fill out the bingo card (below) while you watch this video. How many can you find?




This video got me thinking about all of the different hugs I know and when they ought to be used. Here are a few that I thought of:


Questions for Discussion:

  1. How many items did you cross off the bingo list? Did you get a bingo?
  2. Do you like hugs?
  3. What do you do if someone wants to hug you but you don't want to hug them?
  4. Man Hugs

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Who Wants a Wave?

>> 02 December 2009


I have 16 invitations to Google Wave that I need to give away! If you'd like to have one of them, just leave a message in the comments section and I'll send one your way. If I don't have your email address, you might have to leave that as well.

Don't know about Google Wave? This video shows you what it can do:

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QT: Gas Station of Dreams

>> 30 November 2009

Every now and then you come across a gas station that stands apart from the rest - a special place where you can refill your car, your stomach, and your heart. The QT (short for QuickTrip) gas station chain is such a place. Rochelle and I stopped at one of these on our way through Atlanta, en route to Birmingham. I loved it so much that I insisted that we stop there on our way home as well, and I took these pictures to document the experience. I got a few odd looks for taking pictures in a gas station, but it was well worth it. I didn't take any pictures in the bathroom because I thought that might be against the law/creepy for people in the bathroom. So, without any further delay, I present to you my new photo-essay,QT: Gas Station of Dreams.

Rochelle standing in front of the coffee machines - and I wasn't even able to get the whole row in the frame!

Slushies, Slurpees, and other frozen delights.

22 varieties of soda plus cherry and vanilla add-ins. Quick quiz: can you name 22 sodas off the top of your head?

The lids. If it has liquid in it, QT has a lid for it two hundred lids for it.

Corn Nuts: the corn-snack of choice for discerning travelers.

The DVD/magazine section. I bet your iPod doesn't have this kind of variety!

Can I offer you a rotisserie burrito?

Burrito not your thing? How about a savory taquito (or two for $2.00!)?

Hot dogs, sausages, bratwursts, and those red hot dogs as well.

Me, squatting beside the QT trash-can. It was a very good pit-stop.

Questions for Discussion:
  1. Have you ever seen a better gas station? (This is rhetorical because no one has actually seen a better gas station than this.)
  2. Can you name 22 sodas without the aid of a Google-search?
  3. Which of the three flavors of Corn-Nuts would you have gotten: Original, Ranch, or Barbecue? Which do you think I got?

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My "To-Read List"

>> 27 November 2009

I always have a lot of books that I want to read, but recently I have started keeping an actual list. Unfortunately, it takes me many hours to read a book, and only a few seconds to add a new one to the list. So, I've decided to put this list on the old e-blog to see if you, dear internet, have any advice or recommendations about these books. Here they are, in no particular order:


I am currently reading The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand, and it will take me a while to finish, but I like to plan ahead so that I can reserve a book at the library.

Questions for Discussion:
  1. Have you read any of these books? If so, can you recommend one?
  2. If you were going to pick by title alone, which book would you choose for me to read next?
  3. Any suggestions that aren't on this list?

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I <3 White Falcon

>> 20 November 2009

Thanks to Tim for introducing me to this doozy: the Gretsch White Falcon (read about it on wikipedia).



So, if you are having trouble finding a gift for that hard-to-buy-for, guitar-playing friend of yours (and you are willing to spend several thousand dollars to show your love), then one of these might make a perfect gift.

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This is Why Soccer Needs Video Review

>> 18 November 2009

With this blatant handball, France goes to the World Cup and Ireland stays home.




FIFA has resisted video reviews in soccer for many years now, arguing that such reviews would break up the continuity and flow of the matches. Apparently, FIFA also feels that it is more important to ensure that the flow of the game is not interrupted than it is to determine the legitimate winner of the match.

It would have been possible for France to advance even without this handball. Before this illegal goal, the two-match series was tied at 1-1. The game would have gone to penalty kicks and France could have legitimately won.

France will not make it far in the World Cup; despite a phenomenal depth of talent, they are poorly coached. Their success in the 2006 World Cup can be attributed to Zinedine Zidane's master-class on 'how to carry your team to a World Cup Final.'

Shame on you FIFA.

[edit: here is a still picture of the handball]

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