Election '08 : Showdown

Most historians agree that America is the number one country. As such, the political happenings of the United States are of great interest to the internet and the world at large. But in todays complicated political arena, it's easy for the casual observer to feel overwhelmed by such esoteric terms as, "Super Delegate" and "Front-Runner". Even those who are comfortable with the terminology are often frustrated by the fact that they can't tell the difference between the candidates. So, here is a brief election guide for the casual internet user. I will be profiling one new candidate each post, providing you with the most relevant information on the internet. We'll start with John McCain.

TODAY'S CANDIDATE:
Name: John McCain
Party : Republican
Age (in dog years) : 497
Campaign Slogan (according to official website) : "McCain wins Republican Nomination"
Little Known Fact : Sen. McCain's favorite television program is "The Rockford Files".
If Elected : Sen. McCain would...
1. Win the War against Islamic Extremists
2. Reform Healthcare for all Americans
3. Reform the Government
4. Continue to be a "maverick"
5. Fight for his right to party
6. Be the oldest president in America
7. Be the president of America
8. Mess with Texas

The Rockford Files: