Great Inventions: Cool Ranch Doritos

Number Six. Best Doritos ever. I don't even know what to say about these. They are like the number one chip of the world rolled in zesty ranch sauce. If I could have one-thousand of any kind of chip I would get cool ranch doritos. They make your breath stink. I can gruffle down these chips like they were totally healthy. I bet the astronauts eat these in space. I bet they eat these on MOUNT OLYMPUS. Thank you.