Let's Make it a BILLION!

So far, I have no takers on my chess challenge, so let's sweeten the deal.
If you win you will receive ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Also, in case you were wondering, this is my win-lose record:

Games

Total:	23
Won:	15 (65%)
Lost:	6 (26%)
Drawn:	2 (9%)
Unrated:	0
In Progress:	4

Also, my elo ranking is 1420, which means I am almost exactly half as good as Bobby Fischer, who's peak rating was 2785. I guess it's nice to know that technically I could defeat half of his brain in a game of chess.