Three Political Haikus

>> 05 April 2008

I wish that politicians used haikus more frequently as a form of politicking. Somewhat paradoxically, I think the haiku is over-used and I promise to use some other form next time.

Barak Obama,
you give crap-loads of hope
to America.

Hillary Clinton,
people are nervous about
you and the future.

John McCain, wisdom
is a product of old age,
and you're "old as hell".

If you have any sweet haikus...post those suckers in the comments!

2 comments:

Unknown April 11, 2008 at 3:05 PM  

Mr. Mikkelsen
you're my new favorite prez
president of poop

Noel Anderson April 16, 2008 at 10:48 AM  

Joel,

I love your blog. I saw this post on okayplayer.com. It's basically one guy writing haikus about any musician that people submit to him. It's hilarious and I thought you might enjoy.

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=5&topic_id=1626438&mesg_id=1626438&page=

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